Friday, August 14, 2009

What if...

...I updated my blog?

...there was no hope? (there is, by the way)

...thrice was a ska band?

...you could teleport? (blogspot.com does not recognize the word 'teleport')

...people had reverse curfews? (i.e. "billy, you can't come home until 11:00 p.m.")

...our fingers were like those antennae on snails, so they would retract when you touched stuff?

...you could train a bird to play the trumpet? (would it be as cool as the fact that he could fly?)

...there were killer whales in Fantasmic! ?

...there was bologna cologne? (delicious)

...david beckham's jersey had a problem, and the "c" and the "k" fell off?

...our laps were somewhere else?

...artichokes were sneaky like spies?

...we really believed all the time that God loves us? (He does, and it should blow our minds!)

...mimes sang?

...we had volume knobs for all our friends?

...that Atlantis ride at Sea World made sense?

...The Master's College was in San Gabriel?